Woo hoo! My first hate mail!
About a week or so ago, I got an e-mail; it was entitled "suk on this jackass". Why I didn't send it to my spam folder is beyond me, but there wasn't a message in it. The only thing there was the subject line. No actual e-mail. So I ignored it an moved on, because someone that can't even write an actual e-mail isn't even worthy of being sent to the spam folder.
Then I get another e-mail. Same person.
From: Terence0655@aol.com (Reason enough for me to ignore this person already)
To: shadowgunner@thefreesite.com
Subject: aint mail back shadow gunner! u scured?
Message:
yo were u at, u scured or sunt'n? yo mail bak pus! or ill send sum peeps of mine afta u to blow ya head off chump
And that's all there was to it. Apparently he learned how to type the actual message this time. That's a good step. My reply, however, was much more elegant:
From: shadowgunner@thefreesite.com
To: Terence0655@aol.com
Subject: Re: aint mail back shadow gunner! u scured?
Message:
I'm sorry. I don't speak idiot. Please speak proper english.
And I didn't reply before because there was no actual e-mail. I was guessing you were too stupid to write a proper e-mail. Looks like I was right.
I will admit that I forgot to add that talking like a wanna-be pimp isn't a good way to get my attention. However, I feel an urge to make an example out of this e-mail to make a point:
Don't send me hate mail unless you actually have an argument against me.
I'm a reasonable man. If you can talk like a calm and intelligent human being, then I'll be happy to have a civilized debate with you. If you're just e-mailing to make threats on my life or talk like you're 5 years old or a wanna-be pimp, don't bother. You won't stand a chance.
That's about it.
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