Hewlett-Packard PCs are build by blind chimps.
I'm serious. I haven't heard of anyone being completely satisfied with a Hewlett-Packard PC. I happen to have one myself.
The mutherfucker has forced me to format it's hard drive TWICE.
One might contribute my claims to poor security settings, but I just think it's that HP PCs are build by blind chimps. I keep my computer in very good order, and protect it with AVG, which is not a program made by ass-kissing money grabbers like Norton. I used Ad-Aware and everything. I even made some custom modifications to make it run better. Apparently they didn't like me fucking around with their poorly built technology.
My biggest beef with their shitty PC construction is this.
See that? That is supposedly a diagram of my PC, as shown in the user's manual that came with the damn thing. See the fan-looking thing to the left? Good, you're not blind. That fan is located where the AGP slot is supposed to be. Where the AGP slot, then? It's not there. I bought a high-end graphics card and opened it up, hoping to be able to play Halo PC perfectly.
WRONG.
No AGP slot for my fancy graphics card. I had to trade it in for a fucking RADEON 9250 PCI graphics card because these HP bastards forgot to put an AGP slot in this PC.
If I could find the original box, I'd look to see if there's something that says there isn't an AGP port. If there wasn't, I'd sue their asses for false advertising. But since I do not have any proof that it wasn't spelled out, I have no choice but to sit helplessly and shoot random objects.
While I am on the subject, Radeon PCI cards are not the complete and utter shit that most tech junkies make them out to be. If you're like me and have no choice, it works pretty damn good. I can even run Halo on it. Not that is has anything on Aliens vs. Predator 2.
That's it for me. Until I feel like attacking AOL's shitty services and ridiculous schemes, I'm out.
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