Radio Stations suck.



Since I wrecked the family's Lincoln Town Car, I've been having to drive a Jeep Cherokee around, which may be old and rusty, but is a hell of a lot more reliable aside from the key getting jammed in the ignition sometimes.

Oh, that's right, this is about my hatred of all radio stations.

So in my Jeep, I can't listen to my custom CDs or tapes, so I have to listen to the radio to keep myself from falling asleep at the wheel. I've noticed a few trends in these radio stations I listen to. One, in particular, would be 93.7. So here's my list of flaws I can pick out of here, all of these, mind you, are popular trends among stations.

1) They claim to have "Today's Best Music."



So many stations claim this. It's a GODDAMNED LIE. Only about 20% of the music that comes out of there is any good, and the good ones get so overplayed that you have to be obsessed with it to continue listening. The rest of the songs are shitty songs like that fucking "Everybody in the Club Get Tipsy" rap. I've only heard that song TWICE, and the nest time I hear it, I'm going to go FUCKING INSANE. Guess what, bad lyrics + bad music = bad song! Better luck next time!

2) Their sad excuses for playlists contain 10-12 songs.



This goes in with that overplaying thing I mentioned earlier. If you drive a lot and listen to the same station a lot, you're going to hear the same song at LEAST twice in the day. Anyone that knows me knows that 3 Doors Down is my favorite band. Apparently, with how the radio works, there's only TWO FUCKING SONGS BY THEM, and they're not even their best songs. I get lucky to hear anything other than "Let Me Go" coming from 3 Doors Down on the radio. Sometimes we get "Here Without You," but still, not one of my favorites by them. A good radio playlist should have at least 40 songs on it.

3) All the songs are sped up by 5%



What you hear on the radio is not the true song. They speed up songs by about 5%, so they can get more commercials in. If these people are going to pay for songs, they should pay for the real thing, not some sped up "radio mix" that sounds like shit. Distorted music and voices are bad.

I think that covers my basic hatreds. Don't get me wrong, fellow South Carolinians and Wiggers world wide, some stations have redeeming qualities. 93.7's Hawk and Tom show is the only thing keeping me from changing the station, and Torture Tuesday, even though I rarely get to hear it before I get to school. Most early-morning talk shows piss me off because I want to hear music and not some people trying to make themselves famous, but not 93.7, but I'm gonna shut up because I'm sounding like a damned sellout.

If somehow, someway, the people running radio stations read this, then good for you. You might be able to do something about it.

For the record, I do not hate rap and I am not racist against "wiggers," it's just that 90% of raps are about "how good da' pimp fucks them bitches" and how wiggers follow them without stopping to actually listen to the song. Hell, some of my friends are what one would classify as a "wigger." I just like saying wigger to run them down when they piss me off.

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