Reality TV Sucks.



Reality TV makes me sick. Here we have a bunch of jackasses come together at some big shot company and they have a meeting.

"Hey! I've got this great idea! Why don't we make a show about a bunch of people who do stuff anyone else can do! Nothing special, just stuff!"

"You're a genius! We'll make a show about a bunch of people that work at a beauty salon!"

Here's what I woulda said to that idea:

"Get the HELL out of my office!"

I'm serious. I don't like reality TV. I'd sooner watch Mickey Mouse re-runs than watch this shit. My mom likes it, my dad likes some, and I just say: "How do you people live this long?"

"But Jacob! Seinfeld was a show about nothing and you love it!"

Nice observation, but Seinfeld isn't reality TV. It's a damn funny show that owns all others.

For the record, there are some things by Disney that I like. Like Kindom Hearts, because it had the badass of badasses in it: Sephiroth. I don't care if it's Disney, if Sephiroth is in it then it must own. Unless Sephiroth is voiced by Lance Bass, which he was, which made every Final Fantasy VII fan around the world kill the nearest thing.

That's another thing, who the hell casted LANCE BASS as SEPHIROTH? Sephiroth is a badass, not a wussy-boy. Here we have all of this great voice acting (Hell, even Cloud's voice kicked ass) then suddenly, Lance Bass. Brain response: "What the fuck?"

Oh, that's right, this rant is about reality TV. Well, here's the message dumbasses: If you want reality TV, get off your ass and go outside. Instant reality TV.

"But Jacob! All you do is sit at your computer all day when you're not at school!"

Yes, smartass, but I don't want reality TV, now do I?

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